"Never have so few fooled so many for so long, ever." -- Ninad D. Sheth
"The quality of the science is inversely proportional to the square of the named authors" -- Willis Eschenbach
“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green
"Once we know how much climate change has affected climate change, we can simply subtract climate change w/o climate change from climate change with climate change and the difference is the amount of climate change." -- Steven Goddard
Vonnegut: "How does it make you feel to know everything?"
Asimov: "Uneasy."
“There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.” — Oscar Levant
"Soylent Green should get a Nobel Prize for this important reportage. And Kirsten Dunst should polish his knob, it's only fair." -- Steamboat McGoo
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The Soylent Sage 
Rob in Katy
/ March 16, 2013Now that is one fine “How ya doing!” Welcome back 🙂
SOYLENT GREEN
/ March 16, 2013Welcome back to you too, Rob.
Critter
/ March 16, 2013two kinds of girls: the kind you marry and the kind you don’t. she is clearly the second kind. thank goodness.
DaninVan
/ March 16, 2013She’s gonna marry someone, Critter, Might as well be you… 🙂
Ogrrre
/ March 16, 2013I don’t know, Critter. I’d marry her. Then, one week later she’d be a widow and I’d be a shriveled husk with a smile the undertaker could not ever eliminate.
DaninVan
/ March 16, 2013Maybe she’ll go for the rent-to-own plan?
Uncle Buck
/ March 17, 2013Perfect. Snooch. Must. Motorboat.