I Missed This Survivor Episode

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Desert Island…? Yeah, sign me up.

You may want to embiggenify those, just sayin’.

Humpday Hawt Featurette

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Karen McDougal

Karen McDougal 1997 by Stephen Wayda

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Your Evening Awesome

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Hmm, she seems to have some metallic accouterments. Well…

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Hockey Stick Explained: Mannian Math

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Greenhouse Gases causes more than 100 % of the observed warming. Must be observing it on Mercury because this planet hasn’t seen any for 17 years. This is easily the front-runner for Top O’ Teh Twit.

H/T Tom Nelson

BUMPED: Yeah, I had to put this back on top. The Acid joke is still there–but this is way funnier.

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Don’t Eat The Brown Acid!

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Found somewhere on Tumblr.

Tuesday Tit-illation: Sabine

 

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This May Well Be The Day We Say Marks The Begining Of The End For The Thermageddon Hoax

t7VBpThis may be it, because they’ve all gone stark raving batshit at once. And John Q. Public can’t miss it. He will look at this just like he looked at Howard Dean…Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ha!!! And he will say, “These people are rat-fuck crazy.”

First we had the Marcott-Shakun Dating Service that, instead of saving the Hockey Stick, made it an even bigger laughing-stock; then we got Paul Krugman calling for AGW Denialists to burn in hell for their heresy against the Church of Carbon Come, and then McKibben went from “Weepy” to “Creepy” with the full Van Jones treatment, saying only a huge influx of illiterate Latinas from the slums of San Salvador coming here and having 17 kids can save the country because “White America” refuses to vote for Eco-totalitarianism.

And to top it off, we got Joe Rohm’s Climate Forecast

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Rat. Fuck. Crazy. Joe obviously didn’t get the memo about Marcott. Heh.

All of this–all of it, is circulating the hyperverse at the same time. This, as my father used to say, is Tobruk.

And when President Fairway continues to spout “Climate Justice” Communist doggerel, and continues to appoint loons like Hansen to falsify data so he can pretend to believe his own bullshit, even the faithful will look at him and say, “Ya know, that motherfucker’s lookin’ for a rat.”

Evening Awesome: Ariana

 

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Brain Candy: Scanner Glitch

But it’s not. Artist Ferruccio Laviani carved it this way…

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Found here.

Monday Motivationator: Tamara

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Playmate TestNow go! Fight! Win! And don’t forget to embiggenify.

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