Assclown Admiral Calls AGW Biggest Threat

artificialreefsaroundtheworld004Bigger than China’s blue water navy hassling Japan?  Bigger than the Russian navy hassling anyone they want? Bigger than Iran and North Korea lobbing nukes at us and Israel? Yep, according to Admiral Samuel Locklear, Thermageddon is the greatest military threat facing the world.

“You have the real potential here in the not-too-distant future of nations displaced by rising sea level. Certainly weather patterns are more severe than they have been in the past. We are on super typhoon 27 or 28 this year in the Western Pacific. The average is about 17.”

Well, admiral if you get your sea-level fearmongering from Grist or PuffHo, or from James “250-feet of sea-level rise” Hansen, I can see where you’d say that. However, if you look at actual data from your own naval stations, you’d realize that you just made the most asinine assessment of naval priorities since Joe Sleestak had access to a microphone.

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Get your shit straight or take the pension. God/King Obamandias obviously doesn’t need anyone with military experience in charge, any Women’s Studies major from NYU could utter such inanities with equal authority, and would also bring enough birth control with her to skank up the entire pacific fleet without your help. It’s a win-win.

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  1. Are you kidding?? Obama will give this fucktardic excuse for sea slug spooge a raise.

  2. No, you don’t get a raise for following the agenda. You get thrown under the bus like Van Jones and “Richard Windsor.”

  3. Just think, this assmonkey (and a bunch of his like-minded mowronz) has the keys to the world’s most powerful arsenal. We are well and truly phukt if a REAL shootin’ match breaks out before these fuckmunging AGW fearmongers are thrown out on their asses.

  4. Azygos

     /  March 10, 2013

    So are we still buying 25 dollar a gallon bio fuel for our ships that are docked because obamamandis says we don’t have the money to fix and refit them?

  5. It’s ForTheChildren© Azygos.
    Welcome to the puzzle house.

  6. SG, I thought partial-birth abortion was ForTheChildren?

  7. Oh yeah, just like gun control, food control, thought control. There’s a common thread there, I think…if I just put my finger on it.

  8. dalgie

     /  March 10, 2013

    We are fucked, there’s no getting around it, and there’s no fixing it either. Too late. The voter fraud and commie wannabes have taken over. Time to go underground.

  9. Ah, the employment equity hires have made it past the glass ceiling.

    I wonder how much of the leadership cadre of the WarMachine are similarly dim. And to what extent the foreign enemies know this. Maybe this explains North Korea’s aggression.

  10. Sound analysis as always, Fenris. I don’t, however, think it’s a question of ‘if’ our enemies realize the emperor has no clothes, it’s a question of ‘how soon.’

  11. In due time, SG… in due time.

  12. The next war will be fought under The Obama Doctrine: Don’t swallow ’til you see the whites of their thighs.

  13. DaninVan

     /  March 11, 2013

    Glad to see it isn’t (only) the Brits…

    ” I thought so little, they rewarded me
    By making me the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    Chorus.
    He thought so little, they rewarded he
    By making him the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!

    Sir Joseph.
    Now landsmen all, whoever you may be,
    If you want to rise to the top of the tree,
    If your soul isn’t fettered to an office stool,
    Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.

    Chorus.
    Be careful to be guided by this golden rule.

    Sir Joseph.
    Stick close to your desks and never go to sea,
    And you all may be rulers of the Queen’s Nave.”
    -HMS PINAFORE

  14. DV–I do believe that’s the first time Gilbert and Sullivan have made an appearance here. Well placed. One might think something from The Sorcerer could have applied a some point. 😉

  15. DaninVan

     /  March 11, 2013

    “… Israeli retired general officers showed up in large numbers at aid stations taking care of the wounded and making sure mom got a note home.”
    http://fabiusmaximus.com/2012/09/09/generals-admirals-43121/

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