"Never have so few fooled so many for so long, ever." -- Ninad D. Sheth

"The quality of the science is inversely proportional to the square of the named authors" -- Willis Eschenbach

“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green

"Once we know how much climate change has affected climate change, we can simply subtract climate change w/o climate change from climate change with climate change and the difference is the amount of climate change." -- Steven Goddard

Vonnegut: "How does it make you feel to know everything?"
Asimov: "Uneasy."

“There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.” — Oscar Levant

"Soylent Green should get a Nobel Prize for this important reportage. And Kirsten Dunst should polish his knob, it's only fair." -- Steamboat McGoo

"No whiskey was harmed during the making of this fuel." -- LC Aggie Sith

"I'm in admin, you steaming log. The only thing that would inspire me is finding your corpse floating in my worst enemy's drinking water." -- Carol, from Dilbert

"If one kid trawling for snooch reads this, I win." -- Soylent Green

"Alternative energy is, let us never forget, just that--an alternative to energy." -- James Delingpole

"Skepticism involves doubts about a plausible proposition. I think current global warming alarm does not represent a plausible proposition." -- Richard Lindzen

"If the phenomenon only appears after heavy data manipulation, perhaps manipulation of the data is the only phenomenon." -- Maurizio Morabito

"There is no inanity so outlandish that it cannot be sold if spoken quickly and with the confident assurance of having been wrong so many times before." -- Damned Dirty Rino, at AOSHQ

"If more people had their shit eaten by skunks, it'd be a better world." -- Steamboat McGoo

"There's a big difference between a man and a woman saying, 'I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie.'" -- Brandon

“Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of ‘em are stupider than that.” — George Carlin

“We’re not put here on Earth to see what we can do without!” — Wally, at Real Science.