Hockey Stick Explained: Mannian Math

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Greenhouse Gases causes more than 100 % of the observed warming. Must be observing it on Mercury because this planet hasn’t seen any for 17 years. This is easily the front-runner for Top O’ Teh Twit.

H/T Tom Nelson

BUMPED: Yeah, I had to put this back on top. The Acid joke is still there–but this is way funnier.

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Just A Reminder…

If you’re not reading Chris Muir every day…

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You should be. I read this one at Theo’s. My bad.

Kenny’s Hockey Stick

Kenny's Hickey StickLate Friday, Wirecutter pimped the new Soylent address and, as a result, sent more than 1,000 snoochers my way on Saturday. Thanks Kenny.

He had always sent a reliably reasonable number of daily visitors to my previous sites, but never a surge like that. What I found interesting is his cadre of international minions. As you are probably aware, Google now uses country-specific servers/routers. WordPress stats segregate their users accordingly. Check out where some of the minions Kenny (ogdaa.blogspot) referred logged in from:

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Not surprisingly, the gun-phobic Pommies are nowhere to be seen at Kenny’s, but as with my general audience, the Canucks and Aussies are the next biggest crew. But, the Netherlands? India? Singapore…? Damn, Kenny. Good work.

Now back when I had 5000+ visitors a day, I’d have reciprocated. But as I only managed to send 9 people there with this yesterday, it seems a bit pointless. On the other hand, in my quest to re-find some of my old art I found my Chain Bra Linky Love Girl, Juliane. So…

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…Go show Kenny some love–all 9 of you. You never know, he might have some new cameltoe. 😉 Yeah, I had to find that again too.

If All You See Is…*

A planet-killing plastic water bottle…

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You might be a Warmer/EUnuch/Socialist Eco-tard.

*A special shoutout to William Teach at Pirate’s Cove.

Yeah, I’ve Been That Fucked Up*

I Got This

Yeah, baby…We gonna get busy…I’m gonna be on you like… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*Homage de Wirecutter.

The Ultimate Green FAIL Symbol

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That’s right. It collapsed in Kyoto! Bwuhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

A Minion Missive

Excerpted from the comments for awesome…

Dear SG,

Please allow me to express my complete disagreement with your assertion that your minions, and in my case, underling (I’ve been called both, in public, by patients I was caring for.) don’t care that you devote every day to the care and feeding of your assembled snooch addicts, snark gobblers, and general ne’er do wells.

Umbrage, I say!

Just because we are ungrateful little stooges who fail to recognize, and subsequently adulate the unflagging effort you put into this blog should no way lead you think that we hold you in any less than the devotional adoration you so deeply need, er, I mean richly deserve.

I only come to your site 4 or 5 times daily because my wife keeps poking her head in my office to catch me snootchificatin’.

Yours cordially,

Chris

Now, more snootch if you please.

Well, if I were standing, I’d stand corrected. But as chairman of the Spassfabrik Party, I only stand for hummers. I recline for most everything else, just like Lisa…

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Yeti Hunting: Official Regulations

 

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Forgot One

Last night’s overnight open thread at Ace’s began with a quiz about identifying popular children’s books. But it left out an important one…

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Who Says…

There ain’t no cure for the summertime blues?

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Well, yes. They did…

Snow stolen from Sanyo. Who else? 😉