I Missed This Survivor Episode




Desert Island…? Yeah, sign me up.

You may want to embiggenify those, just sayin’.

Humpday Hawt Featurette


Karen McDougal

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Your Evening Awesome


Hmm, she seems to have some metallic accouterments. Well…


Evening Awesome: Ariana


Ariana Loken

Monday Motivationator: Tamara

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Playmate TestNow go! Fight! Win! And don’t forget to embiggenify.

Have A Spassfabrik St. Patty’s Day




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I love a parade. 🙂 You might want to embiggenify those, especially the last one.

Weekend Wahini


Yeah, I’m nowhere near the beach, because the river doesn’t have one. But If I were, more than just the surf would be up. Cowabunga!

A Minion Missive

Excerpted from the comments for awesome…

Dear SG,

Please allow me to express my complete disagreement with your assertion that your minions, and in my case, underling (I’ve been called both, in public, by patients I was caring for.) don’t care that you devote every day to the care and feeding of your assembled snooch addicts, snark gobblers, and general ne’er do wells.

Umbrage, I say!

Just because we are ungrateful little stooges who fail to recognize, and subsequently adulate the unflagging effort you put into this blog should no way lead you think that we hold you in any less than the devotional adoration you so deeply need, er, I mean richly deserve.

I only come to your site 4 or 5 times daily because my wife keeps poking her head in my office to catch me snootchificatin’.

Yours cordially,


Now, more snootch if you please.

Well, if I were standing, I’d stand corrected. But as chairman of the Spassfabrik Party, I only stand for hummers. I recline for most everything else, just like Lisa…


Blogasm: Droning Drivel

Well, for the week or so that I’ve been here–without pimpage from the old site, or four years worth of snark or archives de snoocherie to entice minions–traffic is averaging about 12 percent of where it was. I based that on yesterday’s total and today’s pre-noon count. I skipped Monday because of the boost from Wombat over at Stacy’s So my first target average will be around 18 percent, just over 1k per day. With luck I’ll get to 50 percent, around 3k, by the end of the year.

But since you guys don’t care, on with the marketing campaign!


Je Te Retrouverai

Yep, trying to recover some of the Soylent Staples can be a pain, but not in this case…rediscovering the Ziegfeld Girls:




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