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Don’t Eat The Brown Acid!
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 19, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/dont-eat-the-brown-acid/
This May Well Be The Day We Say Marks The Begining Of The End For The Thermageddon Hoax
This may be it, because they’ve all gone stark raving batshit at once. And John Q. Public can’t miss it. He will look at this just like he looked at Howard Dean…Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ha!!! And he will say, “These people are rat-fuck crazy.”
First we had the Marcott-Shakun Dating Service that, instead of saving the Hockey Stick, made it an even bigger laughing-stock; then we got Paul Krugman calling for AGW Denialists to burn in hell for their heresy against the Church of Carbon Come, and then McKibben went from “Weepy” to “Creepy” with the full Van Jones treatment, saying only a huge influx of illiterate Latinas from the slums of San Salvador coming here and having 17 kids can save the country because “White America” refuses to vote for Eco-totalitarianism.
And to top it off, we got Joe Rohm’s Climate Forecast…
Rat. Fuck. Crazy. Joe obviously didn’t get the memo about Marcott. Heh.
All of this–all of it, is circulating the hyperverse at the same time. This, as my father used to say, is Tobruk.
And when President Fairway continues to spout “Climate Justice” Communist doggerel, and continues to appoint loons like Hansen to falsify data so he can pretend to believe his own bullshit, even the faithful will look at him and say, “Ya know, that motherfucker’s lookin’ for a rat.”
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 18, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/18/this-may-well-be-the-day-we-say-marks-the-begining-of-the-end-for-the-thermageddon-hoax/
Brain Candy: Scanner Glitch
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 18, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/18/brain-candy-scanner-glitch/
When The Hoax Hour Is Late…
You must re-date. Yes, the latest, much-hyped “New-And-Improved Hockey Stick” that the Red Estate assures us proves global warming–though there hasn’t been any in 17 years–is in freefall. Steve McIntyre does it again with the Marcott-Shakun Dating Service.
First, from Marcott’s own PhD thesis…
And, after adjustments, the one published in Science magazine…
This may be even more damaging to the Mann Carbon Cabal than his original bogus chart because of all the “it’s true” hype. How much hype will there be when Science retracts the submission? That was rhetorical, of course.
UPDATE via Steve Goddard:
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 17, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/17/when-the-hoax-hour-is-late/
Just A Reminder…
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 17, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/17/just-a-reminder/
Yeah, I’ve Been That Fucked Up*
Yeah, baby…We gonna get busy…I’m gonna be on you like… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
*Homage de Wirecutter.
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 16, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/yeah-ive-been-that-fucked-up/
The Ultimate Green FAIL Symbol
That’s right. It collapsed in Kyoto! Bwuhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 15, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/15/the-ultimate-green-fail-symbol/
A Minion Missive
Excerpted from the comments for awesome…
Dear SG,
Please allow me to express my complete disagreement with your assertion that your minions, and in my case, underling (I’ve been called both, in public, by patients I was caring for.) don’t care that you devote every day to the care and feeding of your assembled snooch addicts, snark gobblers, and general ne’er do wells.
Umbrage, I say!
Just because we are ungrateful little stooges who fail to recognize, and subsequently adulate the unflagging effort you put into this blog should no way lead you think that we hold you in any less than the devotional adoration you so deeply need, er, I mean richly deserve.
I only come to your site 4 or 5 times daily because my wife keeps poking her head in my office to catch me snootchificatin’.
Yours cordially,
Chris
Now, more snootch if you please.
Well, if I were standing, I’d stand corrected. But as chairman of the Spassfabrik Party, I only stand for hummers. I recline for most everything else, just like Lisa…
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 15, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/15/a-minion-missive/
Yeti Hunting: Official Regulations
(Click to embiggenify.)
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 15, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/15/yeti-hunting-official-regulations/
Je Te Retrouverai
Yep, trying to recover some of the Soylent Staples can be a pain, but not in this case…rediscovering the Ziegfeld Girls:
![323548839_5a96432048_o[1]](https://soylentsagacity.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/323548839_5a96432048_o1.jpg)
Posted by SOYLENT GREEN on March 14, 2013
https://soylentsagacity.wordpress.com/2013/03/14/je-te-retrouverai/
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