Don’t Eat The Brown Acid!

tumblr_mjo31gYDQZ1rwt4mfo1_500

Found somewhere on Tumblr.

Yeah, I’ve Been That Fucked Up*

I Got This

Yeah, baby…We gonna get busy…I’m gonna be on you like… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

*Homage de Wirecutter.

Congrats To The Pommies

GoogleBritainThe first of the International Go(oglers) to find the new site. Don’t suppose it has anything to do with the Skank/Lesbian/Feminist/Trolls petitioning to shut down Page Three? That’s an outrage, they should be flogged naked in Trafalgar Square…except that they are Skank/Lesbian/Feminist/Trolls and there are probably (reasonable, for a change) Elf ‘n Safety regs against seeing them uncovered in public. Far better to see a Whole Lotta Rosie

rosie-jones-2009-nuts-union-jack-007(Click to embiggenify.)

Okay, the Brits were just the first Go(oglers). The Indonesians were the first international minions on site…more on that later. 😉

A Whole New Level Of Green $camulus

carbon_particleYesterday, at Hot Air, Jazz Shaw posed the question: “How well will new Energy Secretary Moniz play with the EPA?” To me, the answer is obvious–he will play very nicely. You thought Solyndra, Fisker, First Solar and the Chevy El Fuego Volt were bad? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

Why do I say that? Because, as Shaw noted, physicist Ernest Moniz’ baby is sequestration. No–not that one, Carbon Sequestration, which in non-Thermageddon-monger-speak means burying CO2 in a deep underground vault as if it were Rubidium-87.

This, as teh Aussies, Pommies and Canucks can attest, has proven to be a particularly impossible thing to do. One study said even if an underground reservoir could withstand the ever-increasing pressures of injected gas, it would have to be “the size of a small us state.”

But physicists love solving impossible problems–especially when they have nearly unlimited $$$$ to throw at them, which Moniz will. The Pommies, who admitted to “wasting $1.6 billion” on this snark hunt last year, are planning to do it again. Well, we’re Americans, dammit! We can waste more money than the Limeys–Forward!

Prediction: Here’s how Moniz will play with the EPA. The new EPA regs set CO2 emission standards for power plants burning natural gas which no coal plant can meet? He’ll get them waivers…as long as they pour money down whatever number of sequestration holes the EPA picks out of thin air. Obama gets to say, “Look, all-of-the-above!”, while making the price of the cheapest most abundant energy resource on the planet Skyrocket. Just like he said he would…

sky_rocket_gasolinebottom

Riddle Me This Code Monkey Crusader…

I was booted from the old WordPress digs, ostensibly for an impermissible level of pr@n. Now, here, I am getting “likes” and “follows” from folks I never saw before. Some, like the one photographer I thought had neat stuff, I linked in the Brain Candy widget. And then, today, I got a two likes and a follow from these guys…

Screen Shot 2013-03-11 at 7.03.30 PM(Click to embiggenify.)

You can see in the top left-hand corner that it’s a WordPress blog, which, as you can also see, links to a self-hosted–I presume–retail site. I grabbed this screenshot–it’s just the first product on their page today. I was going to just post their avatar, but for some reason it wouldn’t blow up.

I certainly hope that’s not an indictment of their other…products. 😉

Now, why was my old site shut down again? In all the excitement, I can’t seem to remember.

Did You Ever Notice…

Screen-shot-2013-02-25-at-7.12.57-PM-e1361837643883lf

…They are never in the same place at the same time.