"Never have so few fooled so many for so long, ever." -- Ninad D. Sheth
"The quality of the science is inversely proportional to the square of the named authors" -- Willis Eschenbach
“These guys (Climate Scientists) are so incompetent, they have to cheat to prove a circular argument.” — Soylent Green
"Once we know how much climate change has affected climate change, we can simply subtract climate change w/o climate change from climate change with climate change and the difference is the amount of climate change." -- Steven Goddard
Vonnegut: "How does it make you feel to know everything?"
Asimov: "Uneasy."
“There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.” — Oscar Levant
"Soylent Green should get a Nobel Prize for this important reportage. And Kirsten Dunst should polish his knob, it's only fair." -- Steamboat McGoo
"No whiskey was harmed during the making of this fuel." -- LC Aggie Sith
"I'm in admin, you steaming log. The only thing that would inspire me is finding your corpse floating in my worst enemy's drinking water." -- Carol, from Dilbert
Now go! Fight! Win! And don’t forget to embiggenify.
The Soylent Sage 